Jake
Jake
 
 
United States
Viimeaikainen toiminta
yhteensä 53 tuntia
Pelattu viimeksi 17.12.2024
yhteensä 4,4 tuntia
Pelattu viimeksi 30.10.2024
yhteensä 688 tuntia
Pelattu viimeksi 30.10.2024
Kommentit
Travi$ $cott Vaihtokiellossa 26.1.2019 klo 0.43 
job offer
South American Hairy Backed Mom 28.8.2017 klo 21.31 
Kid cheats, only a matter of time til this account gets Vac'd.
durtyplumbus 28.8.2016 klo 20.13 
♥♥♥♥♥ ass hacker
soggybreawd 19.5.2016 klo 20.35 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY ♥♥♥♥, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY ♥♥♥♥. HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY ♥♥♥ DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOUSE
K1lu 9.5.2016 klo 14.13 
Gg good skins ez winz:csgoa:+
soggybreawd 16.3.2016 klo 21.38 
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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