My ♥♥♥♥♥ Rules
Listen up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, because this is no ordinary ♥♥♥♥♥. This ♥♥♥♥♥ is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. This ♥♥♥♥♥ bleeds black gold and pisses pure liquid heroin. This ♥♥♥♥♥ queefs helium, in baritone. This ♥♥♥♥♥ does not ♥♥♥♥ around, this ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ around. You could ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥♥ with a nuclear warhead, 5 minutes later it would snap back tighter than a vice grip. Detonate that same nuclear warhead inside of this ♥♥♥♥♥, and watch this ♥♥♥♥♥ produce a ♥♥♥♥♥ mushroom cloud.
If you felt this ♥♥♥♥♥ it would feel softer than silk, if you ate this ♥♥♥♥♥ it’d be sweeter than the blackest berry, and if you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥♥ it'd be rawer than ♥♥♥♥.
You cannot refute this ♥♥♥♥♥’s greatness, because this ♥♥♥♥♥ defines greatness. This ♥♥♥♥♥ took a picture with Chuck Norris, and everyone who saw it thought he looked like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. This ♥♥♥♥♥ relocated the 7th layer of Hell to a Whole Foods, in Portland, Oregon.
Holy ♥♥♥♥, does my ♥♥♥♥♥ rule.

Sick lad.

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