IT’S OUR NATION’S BIRTHDAY PATRI-SLUTS AND IT HAS A BIIIG PRESENT FOR YOU!!1! OUR DADDY UNCLE SAM WANTS YoU! HE’s BRINGING his STAR ⭐️SPANGLED ⚡️BONER TO GIVE YOU FREEOM TO HOE BUTT that’s not ALL. HE’S gonna launch his rocket into your HO(m)E OF THE BRAVE and EXPLODE in your SPACIOUS SKIES. IF YOUve DECLARED your HOEDEPENDENCE DADDY will eat that ASS like apple pie . iF yoUVE been a COMMIE NO FREEDOM CUMMIES FOR U! send this to SONS of LIBERTITTY & you’ll get Daddy SAMs’ MEGA THICC PATRIODICK

Imagine being a doctor and making a butt naked dude ♥♥♥ only to have them go into their pants with semen dripping down their ♥♥♥♥. They turn around with a gun in their hand, ♥♥♥♥ whipping around with them, ♥♥♥ landing down on the floor and they shoot you in the chest 2 times. You fall to the ground, staring up at that guys ♥♥♥♥ as you slowly close your eyes for the last time and the last drop of ♥♥♥ cascades on to your face. Forensics shows up. They see the semen on the ground and on the doctor and the doctor's gloved index finger covered in a dash of ♥♥♥♥. The two shots in his chest are quiet apparent too. The conclusion: the doctor decided to give some head. The man came so hard that the ♥♥♥ shot out into the docs chest twice

Looking for a female roomate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money, but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reasons rather not say on here. I will expect hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement, you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they may visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Physical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 Ibs, caucasian or asian only, republican, biologically female, no tattoos, no Muslims, no vegans, no smoking/ vaping, marywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 Ibs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.

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