Recent reviews by Orson Welles

I'm in love with the atmosphere of this game.

Aids.
Aids everywhere.

gg no re

Atleast I dont hear children say they ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mom every minute of the game
11/10 -ign

I went to Chenrous with my family in april! We had the most amazing expeirence, we went to the North West Airfield and took pictures of a bombing! And we were in the middle of it! So exciting! My wife got shot over 40 times by men that had a helicopter! they took us into the helicopter, saying were we hostage! Me and my son we so excited that we got a free island tour in a helicopter, the men then took us to a mountain and left us there while talking our maps,food,water, and supplies! :D The natives are a little fiesty but its so fun! we even met a person who was shooting all the 'natives'! My son got his arm torn off by one of them! Our hotel was in Elektro, and it was FREE! There was nobody at the front door nor the check-in table! We also took more pictures at Balota, and Berizno! Its the most amazing vacation you will ever have with the family!

I rate this vacation 10/10!

Rosetta Stone is ♥♥♥♥ compared to this.

Hi this is a self explanitory review of 7 Days To Die!

Full Review
Pros:
Ok weapon selection
Nice building types
Good crafting system
Good base building system
Ok Zombie AI
Nice Mechanics
Few Bugs

Cons:
Bad Graphics (Im not a pixel hater
plz dont hate)
Sometimes there are lighting glitchs


Thats my full review! :D
So to conclude. 8/10 Bananas

If you like porn.
You'll love this game.

17.8/10 bananas

would bang again

I think I just crapped my pants
:(

Someone with a Farmer Hat begged me not to shoot him

Now I have a Farmer Hat

11/10