nasty mf

id kiss this friendly and sexy ass mf on the lips

I used to roll the dice

feel my ♥♥♥♥ in my enemy's ass

listen as the crowd would sing 'now the old king is dead' LOOOLL

one minute i held my nuts

next my balls were closed on me

then i'd discover sans upon pillars of salt ,PILLARS OF SALT, PILLARS OF SALT(Twitter)

then i'd hear jackie chan singing 'OMAEEWAAAA MOOO SHIIINNNDERUUU'

beat my meat, my ssuuuuuuuuuuussss

for some reason i cant explain

why we live in a society

where gamers dont rule the world :(

Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

You think you're oppressed? Try being a gamer. Us gamers are constantly under attack by the left and right wing. Constantly being friendzoned and attacked all for enjoying a hobby that actually improves your critical thinking and problem solving skills! Put that in your pipe and smoke it, America!

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