-From Cage to Mage-

-The Master Science Mage-

Nick Cage The Science Mage was once a plain old Nicholas Cage. One day he decided that he needed to become a science mage after binge watching all of Bill Nye's videos. He prepared for his long and dangerous journey. His first task was to master all of the facts about science. It took Nick Cage thousands of years, but eventually finished in the year of 7034. His second task was to create elephant toothpaste because it looks cool when you put in colored dye. This extremely dangerous task took him 7 days to complete, each day slower than the last. For Nick's final task, he had to unleash the powers of science and destroy the one at the top of all of it, Bill Nye himself. Nick slowly snuck up on Bill as he was easily making elephant toothpaste in mere minutes. Nick knew that the only way to stop him was by surprise. As Bill was finishing the lab, Nicholas jumped on Bill unleashing the RKO. Bill had fallen in one fell swoop. after all of his determination, Nicholas Cage had finally become the master science mage.







"You made me mad, so im getting daddy's blasta" (Math teacher March 22 2017)





"Its your homeboy Doctor McChristmas."(Me 2017)



"One septillion bytes? Your gonna need a lot of bite sized candy."


"Holy Hottie Booty"