You're awake, how about that. Woah, easy there, easy. You've been out cold for a couple of days now. Why don't you just relax a second, get your bearings? I'm Doc Mitchell, welcome to Goodsprings. Now, I hope you don't mind but I had to go rootin' around your noggin to get all the bits of lead out. I take pride in my needlework, but you better tell me if I left anything out of place. How'd I do?

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons

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I was only 9 years old
I loved Kenny S so much,
I pray to Kenny every night before bed, thanking him for the skins I've been given
"Kenny is love" I say; "Kenny is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a silver
I know he was just jealous of my love for Kenny
I called him a hacker
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Kenny
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "I just won a bet."
He grabs me with his powerful Karambit Fade hands and puts me down onto my well worn hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my well worn safari mesh for Kenny
He penetrates my Safari mesh
It hurts so much but I do it for Kenny
I can feel my bets winning as my eyes start to water
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my safari mesh with his love
My dad walks in
Kenny looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all factory new now."
Kenny leaves through my window
Kenny is love. Kenny is life.

I was only 9 years old
I loved Kenny S so much,
I pray to Kenny every night before bed, thanking him for the skins I've been given
"Kenny is love" I say; "Kenny is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a silver
I know he was just jealous of my love for Kenny
I called him a hacker
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Kenny
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "I just won a bet."
He grabs me with his powerful Karambit Fade hands and puts me down onto my well worn hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my well worn safari mesh for Kenny
He penetrates my Safari mesh
It hurts so much but I do it for Kenny
I can feel my bets winning as my eyes start to water
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my safari mesh with his love
My dad walks in
Kenny looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all factory new now."
Kenny leaves through my window
Kenny is love. Kenny is life.