Mike Hawkener
British Columbia, Canada
Level
47
Steam Grand Prix 2019
11,100 XP
 
 
605 triple spin off of the ufo in favela spinning in the air hit maker your mom then ♥♥♥ ur mom throwing knife at the wall no scope 360 triple headshot silent shot xXxUrDoNeKidxxx alex garcia'd ur mom while playing pokemon then pull out my m9 and shoot ur mom then see u in the corner of my eye ur done kid shoot ur face off sphagetti everywhere ur done m8. next round of search and destroy i see you trying to run ♥♥♥♥ that kid im jumping off the airplane on terminal get another hit maker off of ur mom slaped ur moms face with my ♥♥♥♥ knock her out shes fainted like the pokemon i was playing with earlier 890 degress 1080 headshot collateral on the whole xbox live party including you round over our team won ur gettin delete off of the leader board kid ur ♥♥♥♥♥ done.. boom
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Phanatic 28 Oct, 2023 @ 12:27pm 
Lick my butthole
WEENI 13 Feb, 2016 @ 12:57pm 
Real talk, I'm tryna lick her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like an apple fritter.

I would go full on Golden Corral, all you can eat on the ass.

You thought Kobayashi was the eating champion?

Nah, ♥♥♥♥♥. Nothing compared to what I'd do to her ass. Your boy is starvin like Marvin, y'all.
Demna 3 Sep, 2015 @ 6:14pm 
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Demna 27 Jul, 2015 @ 10:24pm 
I sexually Identify as a ghost pirate. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sailing the undead seas searching for the afterlife of dave jones' locker . People say to me that a person being a ectoplasmic-sea captain is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm sp00ky. I'm having an ethereal cutlass created, a 17th century french sloop and a ghostly crew of shanty singers bought. From now on I want you to call me "deadbeard" and respect my right to kill rival poltergeist and photonically phase my being into the next realm . If you can't accept me you're a phantom-buccaneerphobe and need to check your undead-aquatic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding matey.