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👠 Clementine 30 черв. 2020 о 10:07 
"Are you a philosopher? Where's your sponge?"
(Small Gods)

🙂
We're all looking for a woman who can sit in a mini-skirt and talk
philosophy, executing both with confidence and style.

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"Hey Ivan, check your six."
-- Sidewinder missile jacket patch, showing a Sidewinder driving up the tail
of a Russian Su-27
😩
The discerning person is always at a disadvantage.
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I used to have nightmares that the Grinch's dog would kidnap me and make me
dress up in a halter-top and hot pants and listen to Burl Ives records.
-- Robin, "Anything But Love", 12/18/91.

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"Even more amazing was the realization that God has Internet access. I
wonder if He has a full newsfeed?"
(By Matt Welsh)

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"The significant owl hoots in the night."
(Guards! Guards!)

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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland

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MySari 18 берез. 2017 о 11:10 
+rep