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💄 * 👹 * 🎽 * 🐊 * 🚕 * 🏀 * 👾 * 🥗 * 📣 * 🌽 * 🐛 * 💎 * 🌋 * 👑 * 🍆 * 📕
ㅤ* When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
ㅤ* My love life is like a fairy tale—it's grim.
ㅤ* A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins, I thought, "That's a turtle disaster".
🔋 * 🚘 * ⚡ * 🥒 * 🌂 * 🌸 * 💚 * 📀 * 🍧 * 📘 * 😺 * 🏓 * 🎍 * 🎄 * 💃 * 🎁
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*