I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking.
I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

I'm you

"Hey, sorry i saw your profile and I noticed you like men. I just wanted to say That its really rare to see gays who arent autistic. I dont know why people like you are allowed to live. You should inhail bleach sometime. Sorry I wasnt trying to be Hitler I swear, I was just trying to be friendly, haha add me on Jewish dating.com if you want to talk more."
- Alex

just dont be bad at eu4

Avid PUBG player Alex Lovell says his devotion to videogames and martial arts movies, coupled with extensive wing chun training, enabled him to fend off a near-fatal attack by his girlfriend of two years, Emily Javier, who assaulted him with a samurai sword while he was asleep.

PUBG player claims games helped him fend off samurai sword attack by girlfriend
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Photo credit: Alex Lovell Facebook (via Buzzfeed)