REEEEEEEEEE

 
Magic with Miranda "Origins"
 
Miranda, I've received numerous complaints about you from many of my students. Need I remind you that the "Temple of TjarleN" is a sacred place where magic is to be learned and perfected
Who, me? No
Explain why you attempted to transform Sam into a cat, but failed! He's now running around telling everyone his name is J'zargo!
Ok, so in Skyrim there's a guy...
Or why we have a guy named Patches in the hospital after you manipulated his mind into thinking he could trust fall off a cliff, and into the arms of his imaginary friends
That's insane! I'd never...wait, that worked?!
Or why Carla's complaining about rulers appearing under the bathroom door each morning?
Oh, I just wanted to see how long she was going to be..
MIRANDA!
 

 
Magic with Miranda #4
 
As they approached the blacksmith's cottage, they noticed a hole in the wall. To their surprise, a little sister appeared and climb down as she ventured off in search of ADAM
 
Wait a minute Noble! That's the story to BIOSHOCK!
 
Oof, sorry
 
They saw Handover out back banging and clanging on a piece of metal from the wing of an X-Wing Starfighter.
 
STAR WARS? We're now in STAR WARS?!
 
Dammit, so sorry!
 
Miranda heard a sound coming from her pocket
Miranda, your Eyephone's ringing
You mean the wooden box that has a glass window on it and has no electronics inside because these are the medieval times?
Yeah
NO!
Can I answer it?
Grr, I'll answer it...Hello?!
 
Niko, its your cousin Roman! Do you want to go Bowling?
 
Wrong number...Wait a sec...NOBLE!
 

 
Magic with Miranda #3
 
I can't believe I won my first battle! This is so cool!
I wouldn't celebrate too soon, look up ahead.
A hunter from town must have heard you battling that thug and came to investigate.
Since he's no threat to us, we should sneak past him if we can.
How?
Summon an animal that makes a lot of noise, such as a bird or a goat. That should keep him distracted for a while.
But I never read the tutorial on how to summon. I always just closed those windows every time they popped up.
Miranda, this isn't a game. Focus your mind on the animal you wish to summon and it will appear. You must concentrate

Trust me, you can do this.
 
Ok, here it goes....SUMMON!
 
https://steamoss.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1694152881
 

 
Magic with Miranda #2
 
Pardon me, are you the one they call Miranda?
Who are you & how do you know me?
A guild has placed a price on your head and I plan to collect it
Miranda, we should leave RIGHT NOW!
 
Are you on drugs?
Drugs? No! I'm just here to kill you
Yeah, that definatly sounds like drugs
I'M NOT ON DRUGS! I will now show you my true form..
 
TRANSFORM!
Now you DIE!
 
Haha, you idiot...We're on land and you transformed into a fish!
Dam, she's right. Well this sucks
 
VICTORY +10 XP
 
I won! I beat the thug on drugs!
 
CHOOSE ONE REWARD:
 
A reward! I choose
 
(1) HALF LIFE 3
 
(2) 40 TF2 GOLDEN FRYING PANS
 
(3) 40 CS:GO KNIVES
 
(4) A Sports Water Bottle   THIS ONE!
 

 
"You Made It Worse!" Results
 
Trampoline:
 
I bet many of you thought the cow would go straight through the trampoline, right? Nope
 

On the bright side, he's no longer in a tree
 
 
TNT: A lot of you thought this was a good idea. That's quite troubling
Excellent! The tree's gone!
 
And so is the cow
And your house
And the girl nextdoor's house HEY!
And your hearing
 
 
The cute girl:
 
(Knock knock)
Yes?
.....
Can I help you?
....... (Stop being so shy and say something)
Do you need something?
.......... (Hurry up and say something!)
I'm going back inside now, goodbye. (Door closes)
............. Mooooooo! Splat