+rep real cool person 10/10 would recommend gaming with him

Story time!
Steve was giving her girlfriend cunnilingus. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months, so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else!

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

You talking to me? Sorry, couldn't hear you, I was listening to my tunes with Spotify Premium. What was that? Yeah I have Spotify Premium. Sure, it's a monthly expense, but in my eyes (or ears) it outweighs the frustration of ads. Oh, sure, I could just deal with ads. But, you see, I simply don't have that kind of time. I come from a very prestigious upbringing, nothing the likes of you could understand. No offense, of course, ha ha! I jest. But nonetheless, I am simply swimming in currency and but a few coppers are a small price to pay to consume the media you simpletons refer to as "music". Furthermore, by paying money to Spotify, I support workers rights. I put food on families tables. I am basically the white Martin Luther King. Truly, you should be ashamed that you actually listen to advertisements.

OP is a Trump supporter.

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