Recent reviews by Rib Grips

Unironically enjoy this game more than L4D2

Okay, smoothest and most rewarding gaming experience I've played in recent memory. BUT... the "Mr. X Gon' Give it to Ya" mod is required for playing, which may be a downside to some. To me, it enriches the story so much more.

Played through for my first time, great game

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG IM RIPPPPPPPPING

Chex Quest HD is unlike any video game I've been graced with. Truly, a masterpiece. You play as Chex™ Man and he uses his Zorch™ to eliminate the Flemoids™ from Bazoik™. This deceitfully simple story hides a deep inner monologue on the problems with our society today. Chex™ Man is an allegory for troubled childhoods and their effects on the family bond. But in an introspective twist, everything you thought right is wrong and everything wrong is moral. The difference between life and death, love and hate, evil and good, are all blurred in this controversial and stunning experience. As a proud father of 4, I will supplement their abundant health problems with ChexMix™ cereal, as to do my holy service to the company that brought this game. My 4 month-old loves the green men, and hopes to be like them someday. For this ignorant wrongdoing they shall be punished. If you like titles such as Garfield Kart and Bean Battles, this game is perfect for you. The reason for the time on my account is that my 2001 Mac I got sold by a shady Indian man in Delhi only allows 20 minutes per day. Sadly, it is not enough time to enjoy this wonderful game. In total here are my ratings for Chex Quest HD™;
---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☑Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑Kids
☑Teens
☑Adults
☑ Human
☑Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☑Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind, holy worship etc.
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ Big Chungus

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price (From your life)
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

My personal rating is: 100/10

very good

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STAY THE ♥♥♥♥ AWAY DONT EVER PLAY THIS NO
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I'd love this game but every update ruins the only fun part about it being the modded songs, and all outlets to use these modded songs are nowhere to be found. Not even worth it

this game is fantastic

Postal 2 is a story about a man who has crippling Erectile Dysfunction and is angry about it so he pisses on local passerby. 10/10 Perfect Game