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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit
in my name at a Swiss Bank.
- Woody Allen
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The more we disagree, the more chance there is that at least one of us is right.
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Any false value is gonna be fairly boring in Perl, mathematicians
notwithstanding.
-- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>
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"All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!"
--Morbo
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Stewie: Mother, as first lady of the American stage Helen Hayes once said, "I'm going to kill you."
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It's fabulous! We haven't seen anything like it in the last half an hour!
-- Macy's
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Patch griefs with proverbs.
-- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"
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Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture
on a rock.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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