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Nature abhors a virgin -- a frozen asset.
-- Clare Booth Luce
♥ 💙 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🍧
He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won't
encounter many rivals.
-- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms"
♥ 🎁 ♥ 😺 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 📒 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🌂
-- Oscar Wilde
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Laws of Computer Programming:
(1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
(2) Any given program costs more and takes longer.
(3) If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
(4) If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
(5) Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
(6) The value of a program is proportional the weight of its output.
(7) Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of
the programmer who must maintain it.
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Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that
it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without
inadvertently mentioning at least three of them.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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It's OBVIOUS ... The FURS never reached ISTANBUL ... You were an EXTRA
in the REMAKE of "TOPKAPI" ... Go home to your WIFE ... She's m