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ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
🌏 ✳ 🌸 ✳ 📒 ✳ 🌳 ✳ 💗 ✳ 👳 ✳ 🍆 ✳ 🥗 ✳ 🚕 ✳ 🍇
When managers hold endless meetings, the programmers write games.
When accountants talk of quarterly profits, the development budget is about
to be cut. When senior scientists talk blue sky, the clouds are about to
roll in.
Truly, this is not the Tao of Programming.
When managers make commitments, game programs are ignored. When
accountants make long-range plans, harmony and order are about to be restored.
When senior scientists address the problems at hand, the problems will soon
be solved.
Truly, this is the Tao of Programming.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
🏓 ✳ 🚗 ✳ 📘 ✳ 👽 ✳ 📣 ✳ 💚 ✳ 🏀 ✳ 💛 ✳ 👔 ✳ 🐝