What has become of my Missing Tortoise Zeus? Does he reside up above in the heavens? Living lavishly with gods such as Hermes or Athena? Or down below in the gaping pits of the Underworld with Hades ravishing the unworthy? Maybe even living his life as an Average tortoise in Homer's Divine Asphodel Meadow. This questions gnaws at my mind constantly nowadays. I hope to one day finally find him, and to understand the truth behind his disappearance. Maybe then I'll understand what it means to be a Missing Tortoise.