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422.8 uur in totaal
My Favourite Sim of all time.
Geplaatst 23 december 2024.
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302.2 uur in totaal (292.9 uur op moment van beoordeling)
My only regret is that I'll never be able to experience this game for the first time again
Geplaatst 19 december 2024.
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7.3 uur in totaal (5.0 uur op moment van beoordeling)
Can run game, stuck at black screen.

Geplaatst 30 oktober 2024.
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61.4 uur in totaal (56.0 uur op moment van beoordeling)
Recpie for Resedent Eevil Choklit Cake

Ingrediants:

Kris Redfeild Flur – 2 cups: Tha brave and skild Kris Redfeild provids tha strong base for this cake. His combat skils blend seamlessli with tha othr ingrediants, formng tha essenshal strukshur.

Jil Valentine Coka Powdr – 1 cup: Add Jil Valentine’s resorsful and robust coka powdr to giv tha cake its rich, deep flayvor. Her expertees in survval adds depth to tha choklitie goodnes.

Albrt Weskr Sugr – 1 cup: Sweetn your cake with Albrt Weskr’s secretiv and manipulativ sugur. It adds a layr of intrige and unexpectd twists to tha flayvor profil.

Rebecka Chambers Bakng Powdr – 2 teaspoons: For tha cake to riz properly, mix in Rebecka Chambers’ essenshal bakng powdr. Her medikal skils ensur tha cake’s textur is just rite, liftng it to perfections.

Barri Burton Buttr – 1/2 cup: Barri Burton’s seasond and reliabl buttr brngs richnes and moistuer. His experiance with weapnry adds a solid, dependabl textur to tha cake.

USG Rakoon Distres Kall Milk – 1 cup: Use tha distres kall from tha USG Rakoon for a splash of milk. It adds a sens of urgensy and essenshal liquid to bind all tha ingrediants togevhr.

Necromorphs Eggs – 2 large: Incorprate tha Necromorphs’ large, daunting eggs into tha mix. They brng tha monstros and unexpectd textur that makes this cake unique.

Markr’s Secret Vanila Extract – 1 teaspoon: A touch of Markr’s secret vanila extract infuses tha cake with a mysterios and captivating aroma, adding depth to tha flayvor.

Rakoon Spase Stashin Icing – For topping: Onc yer cake is baked, top it off with a layr of Rakoon Spase Stashin icing. It represnts tha final touch of survval and horor, complting tha cake’s thrilling jurney.

Instructshuns:

Preheat yer oven to 350°F (175°C). Prepar yer baking pan by greesing it and dustng with Kris Redfeild Flur.

In a large bowl, mix Kris Redfeild Flur and Jil Valentine Coka Powdr until well combined.

Add Albrt Weskr Sugr and mix thorouhly to blend in tha twistz of flayvor.

Stir in Rebecka Chambers Bakng Powdr to ensur tha cake rizs perctli.

In anothr bowl, cream Barri Burton Buttr and then gradualy mix in tha USG Rakoon Distres Kall Milk, blendng until smooth.

Incorporat tha Necromorphs Eggs one at a time, ensurn they ar fully mixed into tha batr.

Add tha Markr’s Secret Vanila Extract and stir to combine all tha ingrediants.

Pour tha batr into tha prepard pan and bake for 30-35 minutz, or until a toothpik insertd into tha center coms out clean.

Alow tha cake to cool before aplicng tha Rakoon Spase Stashin Icing. Spread evenli to cover tha cake completli.

Serv and enjoiy yer Resedent Eevil Choklit Cake, a delectable mix of suspens, horor, and sweetnes!

Hope this makes for an entertaining baking adventure!
Geplaatst 8 augustus 2024.
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533.4 uur in totaal (397.0 uur op moment van beoordeling)
They don't even have achievements, why should I play this game and attempt to get better if it isn't even half the game CSGO was. This is going to be another Overwatch 1 to Overwatch 2 situation.
Geplaatst 25 juni 2024.
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94.9 uur in totaal (91.4 uur op moment van beoordeling)
Since late February of 2024, I’ve been playing Helldivers 2, and what was once a promising live service title has become a stagnant, frustrating experience that seems more focused on squeezing players’ wallets than delivering actual improvements.

No Real Changes in a Year
One of the biggest issues is the complete lack of meaningful content updates. It’s been almost a year, and nothing significant has changed. For a live service game that thrives on regular updates, this is a huge problem. The gameplay has become stale, and the repetitive nature of facing the same two enemies over and over again just adds to the monotony. There’s no new challenge, no new experiences – just the same old grind.

Community Betrayal and Call for Change
The situation with Helldivers 2 is particularly disheartening. Recently, the community has expressed feelings of betrayal by Arrowhead Studios, with players calling for an end to the current state of the game. It’s hard to stay impartial when the sentiment is that the studio has squandered a golden opportunity to deliver a stellar product. Helldivers 2 started as a game that many, including myself, believed represented what we wanted in modern gaming—a well-supported title that communicated openly with its audience. Now, it feels like a massive defeat, where a once-thriving community watches the world burn around them.

Pay-to-Win Mechanics with an Insane Grind
The introduction of new weapons is a prime example of how Helldivers 2 has shifted toward a pay-to-win model. These new guns are locked behind a monthly battle pass, forcing players to either pay up or grind for an additional 30-40 hours to earn "special warbonds." Sure, the grindable option exists, but it’s so excessive that it feels like a punishment for not paying. It’s a blatant attempt to monetize progression, creating a huge imbalance between paying players and those who don’t want to shell out more cash.

$40 Game with Extra Costs? Really?
On top of the already steep $40 base price, players are expected to buy a monthly battle pass just to stay competitive. This is especially frustrating because the base game feels incomplete without these extra purchases. Sure, you can grind out the warbonds to get the pass, but it’s not a realistic alternative for most people. The entire system is designed to nickel-and-dime players who just want to enjoy the game they paid for.

Region Locking: A Move in the Wrong Direction
Adding insult to injury, Helldivers 2 has now implemented region locks in over 180 countries, cutting off access to new players simply because of where they live. This baffling decision restricts those who haven't bought the game yet from purchasing it, locking out potential players from numerous regions. This region lock drastically reduces the potential player base and is a move that will likely hurt the game's growth in the long run.

Band-Aid Fixes Won’t Save This Game
One thing Helldivers 2 relies heavily on is a cycle of buffs and nerfs to weapons and mechanics, mirroring the content strategy of Destiny 2—a game that has suffered immensely from similar design flaws. The recent balance changes aimed to address player feedback but feel like mere band-aid fixes rather than substantial improvements:

Armor Penetration and Weapon Viability: The update aims to make more weapons viable against heavily armored enemies, yet it feels like a temporary patch rather than a real solution to the gameplay’s monotony.
General Damage Adjustments: Changes to damage mechanics, including a reduction in headshot damage and adjustments to weapon effectiveness, show a response to community concerns but don’t alleviate the underlying content drought.
Weapon Balancing: While many weapons received buffs, these adjustments feel hollow without new content or challenges to engage with.
In a community that had once celebrated the game's cinematic nature and variety, the feeling of betrayal grows stronger with each balance patch. Many players have noted that nerfing popular weapons, like the flamethrower, not only made them less effective but also stripped away the visual flair that made battles exciting. Players want to use weapons that feel powerful and satisfying, not ones that are diminished to maintain balance on an Excel sheet.

Trust Eroded by Poor Communication
The breakdown in communication is perhaps the most disappointing aspect. What started as a studio that actively engaged with its community has devolved into a frustrating silence. Comments from developers in the past have only fueled the fire, with Reddit threads revealing instances of developers mocking player concerns. This eroded trust is palpable, and the studio has lost its standing as a beloved developer in the eyes of its fans.

The Bottom Line
At this point, Helldivers 2 feels more like a cash grab than a fun or rewarding experience. Between the lack of content updates, unfair monetization practices, the punishing grind for free players, and the region locks, it’s hard to recommend this game to anyone. If the developers don’t start focusing on meaningful content updates and reversing these damaging decisions, Helldivers 2 is headed for an inevitable decline—just like the model it’s emulating.

OH, and here's the countries you can't play in if you didn't buy it before Sony blocked sales

Afghanistan
Aland Islands
Albania
Algeria
Angola
Anguilla
Antarctica
Antigua and Barbuda
Armenia
Aruba
Azerbaijan
Bahamas
Bangladesh
Barbados
Belarus
Belize
Benin
Bermuda
Bhutan
Bonaire/Sint Eustatius/Saba
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Botswana
Bouvet Island
British Indian Ocean Territory
British Virgin Islands
Brunei Darussalam
Burkina Faso
Burundi
Cabo Verde
Cambodia
Cameroon
Cayman Islands
Central African Republic
Chad
Christmas Island
Cocos (Keeling) Islands
Comoros
Congo
Cook Islands
Cuba
Curaçao
Côte d'Ivoire
Democratic Republic of the Congo
Djibouti
Dominica
Dominican Republic
Egypt
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Estonia
Eswatini
Ethiopia
Falkland Islands (Malvinas)
Faroe Islands
Federated States of Micronesia
Fiji
French Guiana
French Polynesia
French Southern Territories
Gabon
Gambia
Georgia
Ghana
Gibraltar
Greenland
Grenada
Guadeloupe
Guernsey
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Guyana
Haiti
Heard and Mc Donald Islands
Holy See (Vatican City State)
Iran
Iraq
Isle of Man
Jamaica
Japan
Jersey
Jordan
Kazakhstan
Kenya
Kiribati
Kyrgyzstan
Lao People's Democratic Republic
Latvia
Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
Lithuania
Macau
Madagascar
Malawi
Maldives
Mali
Marshall Islands
Martinique
Mauritania
Mauritius
Mayotte
Monaco
Mongolia
Montenegro
Montserrat
Morocco
Mozambique
Myanmar
Namibia
Nauru
Nepal
New Caledonia
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Nigeria
Niue
Norfolk Island
North Korea
North Macedonia
Pakistan
Palau
Papua New Guinea
Philippines
Pitcairn
Republic of Moldova
Rwanda
Réunion
Saint Barthélemy
Saint Helena
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Saint Lucia
Saint Martin
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Samoa
San Marino
Sao Tome and Principe
Senegal
Serbia
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Sint Maarten (Dutch part)
Solomon Islands
Somalia
South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
South Sudan
Sri Lanka
State of Palestine
Sudan
Suriname
Svalbard and Jan Mayen
Syria
Tajikistan
Timor-Leste
Togo
Tokelau
Tonga
Trinidad and Tobago
Tunisia
Turkmenistan
Turks and Caicos Islands
Tuvalu
Uganda
United Republic of Tanzania
United States Minor Outlying Islands
Uzbekistan
Vanuatu
Venezuela
Viet Nam
Wallis and Futuna
Western Sahara
Yemen
Zambia
Zimbabwe
Geplaatst 5 mei 2024. Laatst gewijzigd 21 september 2024.
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13.9 uur in totaal (7.8 uur op moment van beoordeling)
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Somehow only 3 people made this game. Blows me away.
Geplaatst 22 juni 2023.
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64.6 uur in totaal (58.8 uur op moment van beoordeling)
Don't buy this game...It's free!?!$#@ That means there Will be hackers, dumbass, thinking you can just install this game like its fortnite?
Geplaatst 15 januari 2022.
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27.8 uur in totaal (27.6 uur op moment van beoordeling)
As it stands. The multiplayer experience can be very fun when it works! All in all however so far it seems the campaign might not be as great as it was when you first play it just because of how Long it is...instead of the ability to jump into missions. I do not personally care for the direction that some of the armor in Multiplayer has gone in, I don't either care too much for the lack of ALL the armors at launch.... I think their whole pricing scheme kinda sucks considering at the time of this review among other things; we are missing Forge Mode, Theater Mode is Broken, and we are also missing a ♥♥♥♥ ton of other stuff listed here "https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/comments/ramyj7/so_to_summarize_the_state_of_this_game_at_launch/?utm_content=body&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_name=e61c9eb75372407e982784b41ccd585f&utm_source=embedly&utm_term=ramyj7".... So. Yea. Im going to leave this post up and in the future I will add to this as the game gets older.... HOPEFULLY, it gets better! Because already its pretty fun at times....
Geplaatst 5 januari 2022.
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187.3 uur in totaal (81.3 uur op moment van beoordeling)
Its Skyrim...

This is one of those games you buy on every system. You Know?

Need I say more? If you haven't bought the game already, sell some of your CS:GO skins and buy this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Christ, that's a given when you buy any PC. "It supposed to be just another default application that should be right up there with your Notepad or your Snipping-Tool" - Todd Howard
Geplaatst 17 januari 2021. Laatst gewijzigd 17 januari 2021.
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