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"No, no, no, what you do is, you get a gnu, then you point it at the driver
and someone says, 'Look out, he's got a gnu!' and you say, 'Take us where
we want to go or I'll fire this gnu at you!'"
-- "Host Age at 10,000 Feet", Nome style
(Terry Pratchett, Truckers)
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

-- Homer Simpson
Marge vs. the Monorail
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To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand
more from her? You don't want a rose to sing.
-- Thackeray
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QOTD:
"Our parents were never our age."
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We must believe in free will. We have no choice. -Isaac B. Singer
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The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach
their children to speak it.
-- G. B. Shaw
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Champion Pet Show Today
Kids: See Toucan Sam's death mask
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In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
-- Josi Simon
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