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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 5:19am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:01am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 12:24am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 5:40am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 10:22am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:14am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:07am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 6:13am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 12:40am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 8:37am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:37am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:40am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:46am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 5:22am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 5:36am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:39am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 2:51am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:39am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:05am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:37am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:37am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 5:23am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 2:58pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 4:36am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:37am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:06am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:41am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:08am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 5:01am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 9:58am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:50am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 4:30am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:39am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 5:25am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:14am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 6:14am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 10:20am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 5:12pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:44am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:44am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:49pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:12am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:37am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 5:23am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:01am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:15am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:08am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 2:51am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 5:30am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 11:58am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:42pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 12:40am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:52pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:52pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:55pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 12:41am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 2:30am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:15am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 10:50am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 12:41am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:58am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:22pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:58am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 5:40am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 6:31am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 3:50pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 6:05pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:44am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:27pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:55am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 12:02pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:54pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 10:20am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 11:20pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:46pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 5:29am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:14am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 5:29am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 4:30am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 6:07am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:55pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:19am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:27pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:08am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:36pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:36pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 6:27am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:12pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:20am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:55am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 2:32am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:01am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 10:22am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 5:26am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 3:40am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 1:19pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2024 @ 3:44pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 6:07am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 10:35am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:01pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:00pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:11pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:53pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:45pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:37pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:57pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:08pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:12pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 6:52am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:18pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:38am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:28am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:33am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 3:00pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:35pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 11:21pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:39pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:19am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:16pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:16pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:57pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:53pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:59am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:39pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:48pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:50pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:45pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:10pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 6:16am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:37am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:15am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 4:27am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 4:29am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 6:14am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:17am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:34pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:52pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:32am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 5:28am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:13pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:46pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:56am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 6:27am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 10:38am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:52am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:16pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:52pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:54pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:00pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:04pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:05pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:34am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:15am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:35am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 8:10am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 4:27am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:32am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:46pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:52pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:01pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:49pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:28am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:45am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:57am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:46am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:51am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:15pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:15pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:16pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:16pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:53pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:05pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 6:16am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:45am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:01pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:04pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:44am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:36am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:38am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 6:52am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:34am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:57am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:35am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:05pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:27am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:32am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:20pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:27am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:27am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:27am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:22am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 3:40am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:51am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:52pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:54pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:38am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:19pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:11pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:39am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:00pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:19am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:49pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:53pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:56pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:52pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:55pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:00pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:54pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:33am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:38am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:58am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:45am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:45am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:02pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:04pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:19pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:53pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:54pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:27pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:45am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:00pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:03pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:13pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:28am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:29am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:34pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:33am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:22am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:27pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:28am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:33am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:33am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:46am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:05pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:16pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:39am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:34pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:39pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:39pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:48am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:38pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:38pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:57am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:57am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:32am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:28am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:45am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:00pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 6:16am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:38am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:58am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:45am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:00pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:03pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:13pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:29am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:29am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:34pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:33am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:22am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:27pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:07am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 11:26pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 10:35am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:31pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:56pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:53pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:33am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:29am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:29am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:28pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:28pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:52am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:23pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:02pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:03pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 12:40am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 6:14am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 10:38am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:54pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:45pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:27pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:00pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:00pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:33am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:33am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:09pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:40am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:53pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:26am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:56am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:32am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:11pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:28am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:52pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:34pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:00pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:03pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:19pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:29am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:56am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:32pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:34am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:23am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:27pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:03pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:19pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:29am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:56am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:34pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:34am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:23am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:27pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:49pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:44pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:36am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:17pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:17pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:29am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:29am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:12pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:40am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:37am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:45pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:00pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:46pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 6:17am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:39am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:52am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:36am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 12:48pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 8:10am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 10:35am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:49pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:45pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:53pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:33am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:39am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:39am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:46pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:54am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:37am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:33am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:34am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:38am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:27pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:51pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:34am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:34pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 6:13am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:16am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:44am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:55pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:42pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:58am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:58am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:32am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:32am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:48pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:03pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:49am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:33am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:34am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:38am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:27pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:47am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:29am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked