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Recent reviews by simon☆

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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
28.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
the gameplay loop isn't really that fun. i'm not a fan of base building which is a huge part of the game but that's just my personal opinion. was fun for like 10 hours. bought it only out of spite for nintendo.
Posted 30 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
118.1 hrs on record
could not recommend this game enough. i expected an 8 hour in and out game but in reality it took me ~80 hours just to get not even the final ending.
Posted 30 October, 2024.
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17.7 hrs on record (15.2 hrs at review time)
i love this game. everyone's role is super important and the submarine wouldn't work without them. the game is very immersive and experiencing new missions and enemies always gives me such a thrill. there isn't a game in this genre as good at this one i recommend it a lot. the only complaint i've got is that my friends refuse to quit their jobs so that we can play this game 24/7
Posted 30 October, 2024. Last edited 27 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.4 hrs on record (32.5 hrs at review time)
white girl got me tweakin on hallucinogens
Posted 24 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.9 hrs on record
was told to play this because i enjoyed hollow knight, definitely not the case. the gameplay consists entirely of platforming, which is terrible considering that the motion of ur character is so much smoothed out. the combat system and enemies feel just tacked on and consist of spam clicking and sometimes dodging attacks. both of these points combined with how bad the plot was make this feel like a rookie developer's first game or one of those copy and paste cashgrab games u'll see at video game reveal events. no idea why this game gets so much praise and screw the people online and friends who told me to play this
Posted 13 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
39.0 hrs on record (18.9 hrs at review time)
GOOD but if i could go back in time i would've picked the hard difficulty because on normal i rarely found myself struggling
Posted 24 August, 2023.
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16.4 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
pills here
Posted 16 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.3 hrs on record
i'm slavic once i'm done playing papers please i can just go outside and live papers please
Posted 16 February, 2023.
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73.9 hrs on record (71.1 hrs at review time)
pew
Posted 16 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
4.3 hrs on record
SEQUEL PLEASE
Posted 16 February, 2023.
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