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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:07am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:09am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:27am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:27am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:52pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 1:36pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 10:43am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:04am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:06am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:27am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:58am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:51am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:20pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:38am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:54pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:50am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:51am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:26am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:58am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:54pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:01am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:32pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:57am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:26am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:44pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:01am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:01am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:10am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:43am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:27am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:38am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:45am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 7:44am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 7:55am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:24am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:18am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:18am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:18am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:18am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:18am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:49am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:19am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 3:17pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:38am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:50am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:01am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:50am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:01am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:46am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:43am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 6:59am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:20am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:19pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:45am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:54am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:09am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:12am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:08am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:53am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:21am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 3:27am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:21pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:00am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:34am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 9:00am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:49am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 2:05pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:27pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:20am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:24am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:42am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:14am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:10am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:39am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:23pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 10:38am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 9:10am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:01am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 2:26pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:30am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:41am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:44am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:44am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 11:03am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:41am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:38pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:44am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:20am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:04am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 10:52am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:30pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:01am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:09am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:07am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:53am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:21am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:21am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:06am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:14am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 11:26am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 1:57pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:25pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:25pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:03am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:23pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:23pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:16am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:16am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 11:03am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 10:16am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 12:56pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 3:58pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:16am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:16am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:32am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:16am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:16am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:53am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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