The following review was not coerced by monke mail inc. the review was written by me and as my honest opinion of the services i received.

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He offered me a banana for 1 csgo glove skin. i sent him the csgo skin and he said banana will arrive via monke mail. i insisted on normal mail but he assured me monke mail was better. 4 months later i hear a screeech at my door, sure enough the monke with his little mail bag arrives. excited for my banana i hurry him along to give me banana. He opens his bag and there is a clear waft of a smell alike to monke poop. i put that aside for now and receive my package. The package has an opened for inspection sticker, fair enough its organic goods, so i hoped the banana stayed in good condition. after i grabbed the package the monkey broke my wrist and then threw a ♥♥♥♥ at my door. So i ran inside to avoid any further social interaction(im socially awkward). I open my package and to my surprise its empty. I inspect closer and find a rotten shriveled banana peel in the box. furious with the customer service and poor state of my banana, i visit the delivery website.

As i go to report the monke mail service i find out the delivery monke was none other then the monke whose page i am writing on now. As i go through all the hurdles to file a complaint there are constant pop-ups to donate banana to monke in need. At the final step 'submit complaint' there was even a compulsory 'donate banana to monke in need'. with no way to submit the complaint without paying 10$ to donate a banana, i go to close the website. keep in mind its late evening by now and the sun has almost gone down completely. When believe it or not a monke appears at my window behind my monitor with 2 other apes and holds up a sign 10/10 review. at first i tried to shoo them off but then they rustled their fur and gestured to an automatic machine gun in the belts. how did they get guns in Australia, they must be part of a gang i thought. i hurriedly closed the webpage and left them a 10/10 review instead, they made me donate banana a aswell >:(

stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monkey ♥♥♥♥ good trader though

He Pops Pills better than me

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