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Has anyone ever told you guys how much this guy eats pu ss? He eats so much pu ss that people commonly mistake him for a Chinese guy cause they think he eats all of the neighborhood cats. This guy eats so much pu ss that technically Shrek never had a cat character because this guy ate him out of existence, therefore taking a way a spin off to the Shrek Cinematic Universe which includes Ted Cruz sitting naked outside my house covered in chocolate with a roadkill squirrel hanging out of his mouth and a movie where a talking toaster met a mirror and had babies with it, signaling some sort of metaphor where the toaster reflects upon itself and meh fu ck it who cares watch this guy eat pu ss all day at his new website: NudePriests4Fun.gov for all the hottest priest twerking videos

Have you ever experienced the feeling of putting a toothpick into your penis and slamming it into a cactus?