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i got lotion on my d right now
im just stroking my shi
im horny as ♥♥♥ man
im a freak man like
[Opening fanfare of Drunken Pipe Bomb plays as the Demoman narrowly escapes a massive explosion while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Gravel Pit.]
[Freeze frame]
Demoman: "What makes me a good Demoman?"
[Cut to Demoman, sitting in a room full of explosives.]
Demoman: "If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?"
[Demoman charges into battle along with Team RED while dodging a cascade of rockets.]
Demoman: "Let's do it!"
Demoman: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this."
[Cut back to the Demoman's room, music pauses.]
Demoman: "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and kablooie!"
[The Demoman bounces a grenade off a wall and gibs a pursuing Pyro.]
[Cut to scene of the Demoman chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy.]
[A level 2 Sentry Gun upgrades to level 3.]
[Cut to scene of the Demoman continuing to chug from his Bottle of scrumpy.]
[Sentry Gun fires rockets at the Demoman.]