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So I met this girl a while ago and she was so pretty and funny and smart. We fell in love and she invited me over to her place. We browsed my Pokémon card collection for a while and then we started making out and she took off her pants. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. She had an 8 inch ♥♥♥♥, BUT she told me it was a feminine beppis so we kept on going. A few moments pass and she's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me raw and I suddenly started suspecting . . . . this woman might actually be a dude. You see, she was really funny, women aren't funny that is biologically impossible.
So I got off her ♥♥♥♥ and I asked her if she was a dude and she just smiled. That smile told me everything I needed to know. I demanded that she said no ♥♥♥♥ but she refused. I grabbed my Pokémon cards and left the room.
I tried to file a police report but they all just laughed at me. I keep asking he–ahem–HIM to say no ♥♥♥♥ but he refuses. Am i gay? 😭