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Can you name any other unmodded AAA First Person Shooter that lets you play as a cocky and fast Bostonian who slaps the hell out of urine-throwing Middle Earth campers with a fresh Atlantic fish wrapped in fine Christmas lights, eat a bucket of fried proccessed poultry over their corpses, and then you get donked on by an exploding cannonball launched from a handheld cannonball launcher held by an African-Celtic(specifically of Scottish descent) cyclopian alcoholic- who can leap yards into the air from his own explosives while weilding a mystic ancient talking ghost claymore and while wearing a purple banana on his head with a peace sign orbiting around it?





I thought so.