All right, you primitive

screw heads, listen up.

See this?

This is my boom stick!

It's a 12-gauge,

double-barreled Remington.

S-mart's top of the line.

You can find this in the

sporting goods department.

That's right. This sweet baby

was made in Grand Rapids,

Michigan.

Retails for about $109.95.

It's got a walnut stock,

cobalt blue steel

and a hair trigger.

That's right, shop smart.

Shop S-mart. You got that?