Just an average guy who likes football (EUROPEAN FOOTBALL) and hates football (that crap game where you have to throw an oversized brown painkiller and hope to God/Allah that you won't get tackled and dogpiled by a bunch of black guys - or really fat white guys, in some cases). I also speak French. And no, Steam, I do not really like cookies.

Oh yes, and my username used to be Your Friendly Neighborhood Engi.