https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lHXfGAlp58

I sexually identify as an alien death machine. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of orbiting the moon dropping ontological breakdown on disgusting humans. People say to me that a person being a Lovecraftian alien weapon is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install multiple eyes, an umbilical cord and cilia on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “[DATA EXPUNGED]” and respect my right to kill from orbit and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a xenoarmaphobe and need to check your extraterrestrial privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Despacito 2 (Feat: Sans Undertale) ──────────────────────:white_circle:──────────────────────── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►►⠀⠀　　⠀ 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟷𝟹:𝟻𝟼　　⠀ ───○ 🔊⠀　　　ᴴᴰ ⚙️ ❐ ⊏⊐

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself!

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself!

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself!