You are on your deathbed. The heart-rate monitor beeps twice every second, a reminder that you are still alive, still on this hellish earth. You long for the pleasure that death will bring, the pleasure that rotting away underground in your coffin will bring. But then you get a devilish idea. With all of your might, you ferociously grab your ♥♥♥♥ and start beating it. As you continue, you feel your heart start to give up, as all of your energy is focused on your hands fondling your throbbing ♥♥♥♥. The monitor now is only beeping once per second. Your nurse rushes over to see what is happening. And then, you finally let go. ♥♥♥ explodes out of your ♥♥♥♥ at the speed of light, right into the nurse's mouth, making her choke. This only makes you harder

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I figured i'd post it here cuz you just wont listen to me. But dude I don't want to play fortnite. I don't care if you have over 4,250 hours and are the best at building wooden structures. Even if you say the Epic Games Store is far superior to Steam as a gaming platform, I just don't wanna play it bro. Please stop sending me your player stats. Thanks.

ULTIMUM AUTEM VITIUM VEL MAXIMUM SCELUS, VOS GOT PERSONALE. ET, SICUT A TEAM CONATUR UT DOCTORUM DE PECUNIA, OBTINUIT PERSONALE. ET SURREXIT PERSONALIS ET PLACUIT TIBI INSULTET PLAYBASE VOCANTEM NOS "ASINA HATS," ET "FREELOADERS". SAPIENS NON MOVENTUR.

NOS NON OBLIVISCI QUOD. A SONO, QUIA TU PONE TIBI SUPER HUIUSMODI INTERACTIONIS NON HABENS ERIT VOBISCUM. IS EST A FRIGUS UNUM. UNUM UBI NON SUNT ALIQUI ERRORES CIRCA RE DE SITU. PRIOREM CONCEPTU 'FAMILIAE' MORTUUS ES. NOS TANTUM CONSUMERS AD TE, ET OCULOS POSITA ESSE.

VOS ELEGIT UT PRODUCAT NOVAM AETATEM IN IMPETU ET AMARITUDINEM. BENE FACTUM. PRO MAGNA MOVENT.

pp smasher

We were once the biggest of bros, then you left me behind to pursue a life of lust and misery without me. Wherever you go I will always love you, for I am one with you and you are one with me.