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Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.

Angels we have heard on High
Tell us to go out and Buy.
-- Tom Lehrer

Why are you watching
The washing machine?
I love entertainment
So long as it's clean.

Professor Doberman:
While the preceding poem is unarguably a change from the guarded
pessimism of "The Hound of Heaven," it cannot be regarded as an unqualified
improvement. Obscurity is of value only when it tends to clarify

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BUT STILL REP++ AF <3

lmao

Grats M8

I don't know what you're doing, but i'm typing a first comment (Don't mind me, i'm just some Dumbass)