crazygeek516's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:02pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:16am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:16am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:16am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:30pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:53am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:15am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:27pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:38pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:54am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:50am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:16am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:39am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:35am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:32am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:08am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:52am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:53pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:36pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:37pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:28pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:20pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:16am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:46pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:00am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:49am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:36pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:14pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:15pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:16am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:30pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:45pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:38am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:43pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 6:34pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:37pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 10:03am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:15pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:34pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:15am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:48pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:49pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:22am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:02pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:02pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:45pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:00pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:18am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 9:22am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:57pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:18pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:57pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:02pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:00pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:41am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:10pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 10:13am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:02pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:32am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:25pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:44pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:59pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:23am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:00pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:23am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:12am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:12pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:29pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 11:41am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:22pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:40pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 9:23am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:58pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:13pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:59pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:44am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:40pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 11:52am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:10pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 10:12am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:11pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:42pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:12am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:30pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:49am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 3:07pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:45am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:44am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:24am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:20pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 3:06pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:27am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 11:04am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:29pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:32pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:44am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:02am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:48pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:41pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:22am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:41am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 1:11pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:15pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:45am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 8:45am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:58pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:12pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:24pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:54pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:43pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:03pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:54pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:57pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:43pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:22am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 9:23am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:01pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 1:31pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:19am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:19am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:44am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 11:52am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:58pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:29pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 10:41am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:39pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 11:07am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 4:53pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 8:33pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 11:08pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 11:08pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 11:10pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 8:05pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 9:20am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 11:07am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:13pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 7:54pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 11:08pm