+rep natural leader, great planetside 2 player, awesome dude in general

-I was only 9 years old.
-I loved Donald Trump so much.
-I had all the merchandise.
-Every night I pray to Trump, thanking
him for deporting illegal immigrants.
-"Trump is love" I say "Trump is life".
-My dad hears me and calls me a
racist.
-I knew he was jealous of my devotion
for Donald Trump.
-I call him a ♥♥♥♥.
-He slaps me and sends me to bed.
-I´m crying now, and my face hurts.
-I feel a warmth approach me.
-It was Donald Trump.
-I´m so happy.
-He whispers to me "We need to build a wall".
-He then gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket.
-I´m ready.
-I open my wallet for Donald.
-He gives me a small loan of a million dollars.
-It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald.
-I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in.
-He roars a mighty roar, as he fills up my wallet.
-My dad walks in.
-Donald Trump looks himm straight in the eye and says
"You´re fired".
-Trump leaves through my window.
-Trump is love. Trump is life.