I was at Subway ordering a Big Mac when all of the sudden the sexiest man I had ever seen came out of the kitchen. He had on a bleach blonde toupee, had wrinkly skin, stunning blue eyes, and a sexy business suit. Not to mention he smelled like a mix of vodka and chuck-e-cheese. Just my type. "Hi I'm Donald" the sexy man said with a slight grin. "What may I get for you." "What may you get for me? You could get me that ♥♥♥♥ of yours." I said with a grin. I pushed Donald on the floor and ripped of his business suit. " I'm gonna suck your chicken so goodly" I said. I unbuttoned his pants to see 69 feet of pure up man. I shoved all 69 feet into my mouth. "Wow you taste so good" I said mouth full. As I was about to lick the base something happened. His ♥♥♥♥ fell off! I stared at Donald astonished. "Baby girl" he said. "My hair may be fake, and my ♥♥♥♥ may be fake, but my love for you isn't." I smiled as all of his fake 69 feet were in my mouth. I jumped up to hug him but accidentally swallowed his ♥♥♥♥ whole. I fell on top of Donald and then died because the fake ♥♥♥♥ was too bomb. The end.