Im HSLeonGamer. Call me Leon. Thats my nickname. Im the best, the worst, and the ugly at video games. I also like playing video games. If your actually reading this long ass description then congradu ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lations! Good for you! Dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brag about! Ok. Because i should be the one to brag about it since i had to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ write this with only my bare hands and an apple iPod touch. Well i dont want to stop writing here. Because there are a couple things you should know before you can war with me. So listen up! You need to know how to war hard just like me! So here are a couple of tips to get you to become a champion!
War rule #1: engage from a distance. Your enemy should not be able to get close enough to ♥♥♥♥ you up the ass. If this happens you are warring wrong! You shoot that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from a distance! Thats what they make guns for pussbag! They are an essential part of war. Just try and stick your knife out and stab him idiot see what happens!
War rule #2: Bullets ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurt! If you get shot you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heal up. Because nobody can get shot in the ♥♥♥♥ an just walk it off like its just a stubbed toe. NOBODY! And dont think you can because your no different than anybody else!
War rule #3: full auto firing and accuracy are muttually exclusive! If you whip out a full clip and manage to accidentaly kill someone, well then go ahead and pat yourself on the back. Right after you explain to your squad mates where all the extra ammo went ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
War rule #4: sidearms. You have a pistol right there idiot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ use it! If you run out of ammo dont just run around like a little baby trying to find more and trying to run past everything that shoots at you until you find some. NO! That doesnt work! If that happens you whip out your pistol and shoot those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with that. And you shouldnt run out of ammo anyways because if you do that means you have no accuracy and are a little baby ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
War rule #5: Blowing ♥♥♥♥ up is awesome and encouraged at all times! If you have something that explodes an you havent exploded it yet, then you have dissappointed me to no end! Grenades, claymores, bouncing betties, nukes, rocket launchers... It doesnt matter! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ use them as soon as possible and as much as possible.
War rule #6: machetes. I dont tolerate dinky puny ass knives. They are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlawed by me. If you intend to stab someone i want his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ancestors to feel that ♥♥♥♥. Few things are as satisfying as plunging a 2 foot long blade into a mans heart as he screams for his family.
War rule #7: go loud! Silencers dont do ♥♥♥♥ for you in war. I have no problem with you sneaking up on an enemy camp but as soon as you start blasting them, i want the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ country to hear it!

War rules taken and revamped from eatmydictions war school!

Alright, remember those rules and theres a good chance youll survive out there. Just dont get cocky or else ill throat punch you out of your moms ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vagina! If you have any questions about war, DONT COME TO ME! Because you should have been paying ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ attention when i was giving you orders! For any other questions just message me as you would anybody else! If you dont know how to ask a question because your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥! then let me give you a sample. a question may look like this...

You: "HsLeonGamer, what is your favorite branch in the military?"

Me: "All of them! The marines. They are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome! Why, because ♥♥♥♥ YOU Thats why!"

There.... I think that just about sums up what i had to say. Again message me for any questions or if you just want to be my friend. If you just want to be my friend you would be required to play Garry's mod with me so i could get to know you. If not, well then ♥♥♥♥ YOU!
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