Wit, n.:
The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery
... by leaving it out.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences:
He who has the gold makes the rules.
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The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song --
it's that they know them *___all*.
-- Susan Dooley
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Prejudice:
A vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Join the army, see the world, meet interesting, exciting people, and kill them.
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I wouldn't marry her with a ten foot pole.
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If we can ever make red tape nutritional, we can feed the world.
-- R. Schaeberle, "Management Accounting"
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I've known him as a man, as an adolescent and as a child -- sometimes
on the same day.
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Cohen's Law:
There is no bottom to worse.
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get rekt

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Signed by Define :)

i dont even know how i found your profile

but you are d4nk, so thats a plus

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