A wonderful character to share late night blindfolded H.J's With, he once ate a watermelon whole, through a gap in a bathroom stall. He single handedly outjerk'd all the wagato Demon Armies handcuffed shackled and ballgagged. If presented the option he will turn gold into lead, merely because he likes to live life on the edge. HE. IS. HIM.

This guy had the audacity to break in to MY HOUSE, suck MY ♥♥♥♥, then call ME GAY!!
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For 70 years we've lived in the shadows of the great war. A war that destroyed earth and forced humanity into the cold void of space. Those 3 great warring empires have taken our homes, our families, and forced us into a life of raiding. Fighting each other over the scraps from their table. Well no more. They thought we would just roll over and die? But we survived. We owe no loyalty to any king or country. What we do now, we do for ourselves. We come from the darkness. We hit hard. We hit fast. We, are marauders.

-rep tried to scam me out of my clockwise rimjob

Social credit deducted

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. 0/10