Recensioni recenti di Tom the Fat Derg

After a long day of Mercenary work, it's good to come home and wind down with something peaceful. It's not as exhilarating as coring a light mech with 2 AC20s, or that unique rush when your medic blesses you with his ÜberCharge and you tear the enemy team asunder... But not everything has to be. Come enjoy the peace with the residents of Amber Isle.

I am a little stressed, Probably shouldn't play Dark Souls, Barony or any of the more stressful/skilled based games. Let me just buy this game I had on my radar for a while and see if it is relaxing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's been 10 hours

The Destiny 2 Starter Pack is the most tone deaf thing I have ever heard, and since I cannot leave a review on that without buying it, I shall said review here. After the complete loss of trust of Bungie's top executives from the firing of staff, including long time loyal members such as Michael Savatori, who has been there since the first Halo games... this is an insult. We already have so much content locked behind expansions, who the ♥♥♥♥ thought this was good idea to sell this for $15, especially when we don't have any damn trust in the higher ups right now?

Unless trust can be regained, I am abandoning ship after The Final Shape, definitely waiting for a sale on it too if possible. If you are looking to play Destiny 2 for the first time, I highly recommend not spending a dime unless you want to do more things with buds who have been here a while.

Very fun with friends so far, a few bits of bs here and there but that's random generation for ya

Help! I don't know where I am, my clan in Destiny 2 kept poking me to try this. I am a pink skinned giant and there's anime everywhere. Someone pick me up I am very scared

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOULDERS, I SHALL COMMIT GENOCIDE ON THY KIND!

Excuse me good sir or ma'am! Can I talk to you about our lord and savior, The Toilet Pistol?

Legend tells of a pistol awaiting chosen new survivors who brave the toilets of Arizona for water to drink. This Pistol has slain millions of infected and once found, will bless you with it's firepower. It may not be the most powerful weapon, and it may not stick with you long, especially if you are not planning on using a handgun in the long term... but it still loves you. When the time comes for the two of you to part, do not cry. It understands that the time has come and you no longer need it. It shall depart and find itself in the hands of a survivor who needs it.

*accidentally waltzed into the endgame without realizing* Oh- well... guess that's Early Access for you

Only have had this for three hours but I have enjoyed it so far. It's a nice break from the depths of Hoxxes IV and adventures in the Lands Between, especially if you are currently stressing from IRL stuff. Come relax and put a statue of a raw chicken with sunglasses in some random corner of the house you were hired to clean.

First reactions to Elden Ring enemy placement, no context spoilers:

…did those wolves fall from the sky?

WHO PUT A BEAR IN THAT MAN!

Why are there crabs here!?

Why is there a bear there!

This crab placement makes less sense than the last one!

BEAR!!!