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-- Josi Simon
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A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
-- Oscar Wilde, "The Portrait of Mr. W.H."
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A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows.
-- Chamfort
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Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
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Greebo's technique was unscientific and wouldn't have stood a chance
against any decent swordmanship, but on his side was the fact that
it is almost impossible to develop decent swordmanship when you seem
to have run into a food mixer that is biting your ear off.
(Witches Abroad)
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
-- J.K. Galbraith
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