grill gamer
Sam   California, United States
 
 
Hi I'm Sam
I make stupid CSGO Lounge Bets
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¡ byteframe 🤐 is galore ! 3 Oct, 2019 @ 7:43pm 
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
-- Josi Simon

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A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
-- Oscar Wilde, "The Portrait of Mr. W.H."

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A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows.
-- Chamfort
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Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
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Greebo's technique was unscientific and wouldn't have stood a chance
against any decent swordmanship, but on his side was the fact that
it is almost impossible to develop decent swordmanship when you seem
to have run into a food mixer that is biting your ear off.
(Witches Abroad)
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright

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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
-- J.K. Galbraith

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VNDRIZZLE 5 Jul, 2015 @ 10:39pm 
cute one
Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand 7 Jun, 2015 @ 12:35pm 
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
RedCWalker 25 May, 2015 @ 10:10pm 
+rep good man
LaMagician. 24 Jan, 2015 @ 11:00pm 
+rep fast trader
fur fox sake 30 Nov, 2014 @ 12:20am 
ryaning and i were throwing. thanks for the noscope battles. peace out