+rep Nice and calm guy =)

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If you didn’t know, Phil Swift is the spokesmen for flex tape. The first time I saw Phil was on a flex tape ad. He was sawing a boat in half and then slapped his flex tape on a fish tank. The way he slapped that tank made me feel something I’ve never felt before. I reached my hand into my pants, and started to masterbait. I moaned Phil’s name as I reached closer and closer to climaxing. “Flex tape is super strong” Phil’s voice echoed in my head. As I climaxed, I thought about Phil, I thought about the life we could live if we were together. I dreamed of having kids with Phil. But alas, it was nothing but a fantasy.

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Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HER HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ VIRGIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAN BE SUCH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!