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0.0 hrs on record
IF YOU GET EASILY TILTED DON'T GO INTO THE DLC BELOW LEVEL 250
And you'll still get one shot, but your experience will be A BIT more "pleasant".

-Level your scadutree blessing and keep in mind that level 15 blessing still gets you one shot by the final boss
-Performance has some hiccups for some reason but it gets better if you turn borderless window
-Masterpiece, 10/10
-Map is way bigger than limgrave, like waaaay bigger
-You can finish the main story in 20ish hours but your mental health won't like that
-Miquella, what the f*** dude
-MIQUELLA WHAT THE ACTUAL F***
Posted 25 June, 2024. Last edited 25 June, 2024.
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38.3 hrs on record
Hitting goblins is fun... Until you realise how expensive this game is

How good does a combat system need to be to carry the game by itself? And even then, if there's no variety in what I can do with this combat, how long will this game entertain me?

The combat is superb—there's nothing to complain about here, absolutely fantastic. But it lacks that "sauce" from the first game. Things might change with the DLC, but until then, I need to tell you to (probably) stay away from this game. I had a good time with it, but I've downloaded mods, and I don't expect you to have the patience to play this.

It's impossible not to compare this game to DDDA. We've waited 12 years for this, so yeah, we were hyped...

Too expensive; only buy if you played the first game and are okay with being disappointed.

Regarding performance: It sucks, and it's probably not going to change too much. We're in June already, and there's no performance patch in sight.
Posted 30 May, 2024. Last edited 30 May, 2024.
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72.5 hrs on record (47.6 hrs at review time)
I think it's a cheap alternative to an autism test
Posted 13 March, 2024.
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14.6 hrs on record
I love paid mods :)
Posted 11 December, 2023. Last edited 11 December, 2023.
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51.7 hrs on record (46.7 hrs at review time)
"They don't make AC games like they used to, it lacks a bunch of ..."

Sure, Grandpa. We should all embrace that clunkiness of the PS2 where the challenge resides in the horrendous controller instead of fair mechanics in a game where you have all the tools to beat your enemy as long as you are good enough...

PS2 AC games were awesome, don't get me wrong. But hey, I downloaded a Kirby sticker and beating the final boss as a pink cute mecha must be really demoralizing.

10/10 don't worry, Ayre, I'll never visit a psychiatrist.
Posted 28 August, 2023. Last edited 30 May, 2024.
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109.1 hrs on record (75.6 hrs at review time)
Gotta admit, at first i wasn't so sure why everyone liked this game. I played it and felt pretty average, i gave it a second try and then finally a third try...and oh boy.
Dragon's dogma gets really good after you beat it in the first time, it might be kinda challenging/confuse in the beginning but just give it a try, download some mods you like and just follow your heart. The combat is really good and i mean it; it's a mixing of monster hunter and dragon age(????) I don't really know how to describe it. The story doesn't really matter, all that matters is that big red dragon needs to die and you're the one who's going to do it. The dlc is basically a Dark Souls with random enemies after you beat it for the first time (yes it has a lot of replay value). DD might have some problems but you'll still enjoy it, it gets pretty cheap on sale so just buy it.
and one thing else:
THE DRAGON'S DOGMA "ANIME" ON NETFLIX SUCKS DON'T WATCH IT, JUST BUY THIS GAME AND PLAY IT

Posted 18 March, 2021.
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8.9 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game has a lot of potential A LOT, but they prefer to keep releasing new skins with bouncing tits instead of actually optimizing the game. I get that they are a small studio but hey can i get 60 fps instead of this voluptuous lady dressed in red?

Btw 90% of the mods are related to sexual content. They might as well put a dating simulator in between bosses.

If the game gets better i'll change my review but for now i think you should avoid this.
6.5/10- gameplay is cool, fps drops a lot, waiting for the dating simulator
Posted 26 January, 2020. Last edited 30 January, 2021.
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55.0 hrs on record (53.5 hrs at review time)
Gujian 3 is na action RPG, a mixing of The Witcher 3, Final Fantasy XV, Tales of berseria and other games. I really enjoyed the game and I’ll try to give my opinion based on an occidental perspective. ( I haven’t played Gujian 1 and 2)
The good:
-Graphics are simply PERFECT with beautiful landscapes. If you like good graphics, you’ll like this one

-The combat is really good, very dynamic and responsive. It’s very satisfying to spam combos until you kill everything. Bosses are often pretty challenging and require you to have good timing and skill .

-You have your own base where you can craft stuff (you’ll spend a lot of time on it).

-There are cool visual customization options for your characters.

-You can reset the skill tree anytime in order to change your stats.

-It’s really cheap for what the game offers you.

-Great universe and lore overall.

-it’s a cool adventure.

-Challenge mode is really fun ( you only unlock this after you've beaten the game once )

-There are some English mistakes BUT they translated the game, can’t complain.

-You can’t say that Yun’Wuyue or Cen Ying is waifu material because “waifu” is a Japanese term and since this is a Chinese game you’ll have to call them àiren (愛人).

-Yun’Wuyue.

The Bad:
-Jumping sucks when you need it.

-Onyx kingdom is the worst place in the world.

-Moving sucks when you need to be precise, you get stuck and fall off platforms.

-You need to craft weapon skins and expend your precious materials every time you want to change how your weapon looks… how about a “Change weapon appearance” option on the equipment menu instead of WASTING MY METEORIC METAL EVERYTIME I WANT TO SEE HOW MY WEAPON LOOKS.

-I’m stupid, I admit. But how in the name of **** do the chest puzzle works? I’ve spent countless seal papers on these chests.

-The ending wasn’t really satisfying, I was expecting a lot more and hoping to see what happens to some of the characters. (There are rumors of a sequence or a DLC to see the rest of the story, but until then I don’t like the ending)

-Yun’Wuyue.

The “hmmmm”/ neutral :
-The story is good overall, the universe is full of lore, things glow, warriors fight, shadowchasers kill demons, magic swords etc. BUT…character development is bad, this might be a little bit nitpicking but I didn’t feel like the protagonist was changing. To be honest I didn’t get his personality at all, he is kinda emotionless and is hard to feel empathy for him. I was expecting a lot of conflict between his human nature (he was raised by a human family) and his fey blood, wasn’t he supposed to reflect about the human world and choose between living a human life or accept his burden as a shadowchaser king? That doesn’t happen; I didn’t feel a conflict at all. The protagonist accepts his “destiny” with little resistance; there's a fight with xuange but after that he's like:"k, you won. I'll be king", with no desire to come back to those who raised him and with little regard to his past on the human world . B U T the universe has a lot of lore so you can overlook that depending on your perspective. In fact, you might not even care about this and love the story. As I said before: I might be nitpicking too much.

-Fishing minigame

-Your saves are connected to the server, they’re not local and you can’t play offline (I’m putting this on neutral because I had no problems but some people had )

-You can’t play as other characters. Not a big deal, but be aware that you’ll play as Beiluo ( and Jinyun on flashbacks ) for the whole game.

-You fight 90% of the bosses alone. You might say “so what?” Answer: What’s the point of buying good gear to your party members and choosing the right skills for them if you’re going to be alone on tough fights? I felt dumb for buying expensive armor for Cen Ying, just put her on defensive stance and save money/materials.

-Side Quests don’t have story, you just grab items and deliver to people.

-Yun’Wuyue

CONCLUSION:
Great game it’s cheap and it’s fun. You won’t regret it.
Thank you Wangyuan Shengtang for translating this amazing game and PLEASE translate Gujian 1 , Gujian 2 and future games so we can play them too!
谢谢 网元圣唐

I still have mixed feelings about Yun’Wuyue
Posted 27 December, 2019. Last edited 28 December, 2019.
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218.3 hrs on record (69.7 hrs at review time)
I gave No man's sky a bad review some time ago.

And i gave this game a second chance...

Hello games, congratulations. Your game is now a good game and i recommend it. If you like space exploration, you should try this game for sure

:D
Posted 1 October, 2019. Last edited 10 April, 2020.
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109.8 hrs on record (56.6 hrs at review time)
What can i say, a masterpiece that i played on the ps2 and now i can enjoy it again
10/10 just play it, one of the best final fantasy in my oppinion
Posted 4 July, 2019.
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