"Samantha and the Autistic Horse"

There am once little girl named samantha. she is of have most excitement for is removal day anniversary extravaganza. why no birthday you ask samantha is of c-section so am's of no born only remove. of upon goings to government issued houseing she is meet by father. father says have gift hands little girl vaporwave. is of truest patrician say samantha. samantha drop vaporwave is turn to shatter out of the sections of aesthetics horse in fedora of appear. "you are a big horse" samantha is say. F-for you stutterings the horse as rigatoni overflows saddle pouches. where is happening of my vaporwave says samantha. I am now become vaporwave reply horse. father and samantha confused of horse what say. father realise horse is magic wish granting horse of autism tell daughter. horse go on rant of mercury Hg it nay mass of 80 liquid thermometer. samantha ask autist horse for viper you'll cowards don't even smoke crack. horse not understand for autistim is strong like the czars of the old days. gives not viper but mercury. horse enters autistic fit of the anger for walls eggshell white and not yellow offset of white. father am became attack by horse is kicked head now vegatable on floor horse have aneurysm and die. samantha have now of develop ovarian cancer from mercury poisoning such is life in soviet russia.

- St. Luke Gsell, Rest easy you based celestial deity