Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* The other day someone left a piece of plastacine in my bedroom. I didn't know what to make of it.
ㅤ* Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
ㅤ* Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!