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THIS IS ROB, PASS HIM ON TO ANOTHER THREAD TO HAVE HIM ROB YOU LOL
YOU'VE BEEN ROBBED XD
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you've been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Looking forward to kick your ass.
its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty.
My ultimate fantasy is for a dictator (male or female) to command me to give him/her oral sex with the military standing by ready to take my head off if I'm not sufficient enough at oral sex.
Voting for donald trump in itself was an erotic experience. After I voted, I ran to my car and furiously jacked off, thinking about Donald Trump commanding me to suck him off. I watched the election with my friends, pretending to root for Hillary Clinton. I think I masturbated 7 or 8 times that night.
Anyway, I feel guilty about my vote, and want to apologize. I'm sorry if this is weird, but it's therapeutic to get this off my chest. Say whatever you want about me, I know I deserve it.
Baunsch, ba-ba-ba-ba (drum sound) baunsch, ba, ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba... ba ba ba ba ba
Horse ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mediocre. You know why?
Because it lacks complexity. Canine ♥♥♥♥ has that glorious knot
"But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it ♥♥♥♥ its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the ♥♥♥ inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure.
Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners wroldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE.
Look at snakes and sharks! There's two ♥♥♥♥♥ to play with.
Dragons have bumps and ridges, tapered and knotted, and every combination between!!!
Alligators and crocodiles have ♥♥♥♥♥ that are literally ALWAYS erect.
And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the ♥♥♥♥, as a matter of fact you could say the ♥♥♥♥ is less than half of the important part of sex.
Horsecock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human ♥♥♥♥, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weak merit for this lauded "god of all ♥♥♥♥♥".
Tony 🐯 gets out 😳 the lube 🧴
Three, 👀 four 👅
Puts my knees 🦵 on the floor ⬇️
Five, ✋ six 😫
He 🐯 starts pumping 💪 his ♥♥♥♥ 🍆
Seven, 🤭 eight 💦
It's 🍆🍩 gonna be grrreat! 🐯💦
12 golden showers
11 collars clicking
10 dogs a docking
9 kitties ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
8 birds a blowing
7 sergals sucking
6 foxes yiffing
5 bad dragons
4 spreader bars
3 ring gags
2 butt plugs
and a big knotted wolf D
a little bit of owo by my side
a little bit of uwu is all i need
a little bit of ;w; is what i see
a little bit of ^w^ in the sun
a little bit of ouo all night long
a little bit of x3 here i am
a little bit of >:3 makes me your man
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