Dearest Mad
You're totes a star
Pretty rad
is what you are
Thank you so,
for being so great
As Nat would go,
YER A RIPPAH MAYDE!
Most folks are lame
You're not one of 'em
Someday in-game
We'll all make fun of 'em
Now grab the squad
Get in the car
'Cause Hesus, Lawd,
Issa faaargh