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SirRyser 15 Jun, 2014 @ 11:30am 
Well if you think about it, i managed to become a father even though i am a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. That must mean i am a god.
Bran 14 Jun, 2014 @ 10:14am 
No, because now I know that he is a gigantic ♥♥♥♥♥♥
SirRyser 9 Jun, 2014 @ 7:03am 
That is the birthday present, i just let you know who your father is, you should be extatic!
Bran 4 Jun, 2014 @ 6:15pm 
Oh, well then father, where on earth is my birthday present?
SirRyser 4 Jun, 2014 @ 2:32pm 
No, her virginity. That's right, i'm your father.
Bran 4 Jun, 2014 @ 1:34pm 
Did you steal her shampoo again?
SirRyser 1 Jun, 2014 @ 11:01pm 
Blame your mom.
Bran 31 May, 2014 @ 8:06pm 
Ryser smells