Recent reviews by kain

Pure fun, not much outside of that. The story isn't great and there isn't much required depth in the gameplay. However, I don't think this game *needs* to be anything more or less than it currently is. Difficulty is purely IQ based and the difficulty slider is a joke.

7/10.

China knows ball

Insanely addicting and incredibly well made. If you enjoy cozy games that allow you to turn your brain off and constantly gives you something to do, this is the game for you. I'm extremely impressed.

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I am convinced there is one person currently employed for the TF2 team who only collects a check every month and never even looks at the game. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that singular employee does not even have TF2 installed on his computer and has not opened the game in years. For that, it gets a well deserved 0/10.

Elden Ring is a beautiful and one of a kind experience. The base game scratched seemingly every itch a player could have. The formula worked so well and gave players a unique style to play the game in. However, the DLC is a complete failure. Call it dumb luck? Or alternatively, maybe it’s a standard swing and a miss? Nonetheless, Shadow of The Erdtree feels less like the masterpiece Elden Ring and more like a FromSoftware ♥♥♥♥ show. I’d be lying if I said Elden Ring didn’t 180 my opinion on FromSoftware but after this DLC it clearly shows where the developers heart is. I understand the market, I understand the roots, I get it all. It’s just worth noting that if you’re looking for an Elden Ring experience in this DLC, you’ll find less Elden Ring and more Dark Souls. Plain and simple. Huge disappointment.

0/10. ♥♥♥♥ YOU!

Revising my review: Overwatch 2 is still a game I can not recommend. There have been changes made like making all heroes available to free to play players and attempts to balance the three respective roles. Unfortunately, Blizzard can't figure out how to properly balance 5v5 and refuse to walk back the decision and go back to 6v6. Previously, the only sensible argument that could be made for 5v5 was the queue times. However, after Blizzard's newest patch, they've completely ruined the matchmaking. "Wide group" essentially means you and your friend(s) will wait 15-30 minutes to find a single game. It is by far the worst update I've seen in gaming history. The heroes are even more unbalanced and now you can't even play competitive with friends. Blizzards need to rework OW2 from the ground up. BRING BACK 6v6! The only reason why Blizzard continues to force 5v5 (even though they admit they have no idea how to balance it) is because if they went back to 6v6 then making Overwatch "2" would have been literally pointless. That's it. Ruining a game all because ego. Sound familiar? Ego is Blizzard's favorite.

A semi-horrible video game that is strangely addicting even though it becomes pretty boring as you max everything out. Even if you know what you're getting out of it with each time you boot it up, you still somewhat enjoy it. I think the game has a very impressive start as you begin to unlock things, learn the game, etc. So for $5 this is a STEAL as you'll easily get way more than 5 hours out of it. As things fizzle out and the honeymoon phase is over, you'll probably open the game up every now and again. Once again, I think that's okay because the game is priced at only $5. So yes, this is a no-brainer. As for what I rate it: 3 out of 5.

This is the worst game I have ever played in my entire life. Every single thing about this game is just complete and utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am not sure what is redeeming about this "game." The visuals looks like a 6 year old spec-tard drew it. The sound track remained muted from first opening the game to uninstalling the game. So, that means it was so ♥♥♥♥ I could not even bare to have it on. The controls are shockingly bad as the stupid italian has constant delays in input. This game has actually made me hate pizza and I plan to suspend all pizza in my household for at least a month. I think the devs need to take the time and self reflect what they're charging $15 for. This is highway robbery, borderline a scam. You're promised at minimum a video game and that is not the case with Pizza Tower. I will steer clear from anything these devs make in the future as it's surely going to have real life implications to them. Similar to my new disgust in ever eating pizza. This game ruined more than just my day. I will give this: SCAM out of 5. (horrible)