Recent reviews by Johnnymarsbar

The original levels were pretty good and absolutely breathtaking...but ♥♥♥♥ me the first of the new levels is so ♥♥♥♥ that it me and my friends alt f4, like one of those childrens horror games. it honestly soured the whole experience and none of us were willing to continue.

The game was absolutely fantastic great art, great music, great writing.
I especially liked the main battle theme and the sweet early pc style 3d cutscenes.

My only complaints are that it was incredibly easy (maybe limit the uses of the prayer alters or something) and I felt the ending was a bit unsatisfying.

Extremely repetitive with little to no worthwhile changes to the game that could make it bare-able to stick with it.

The single worse card game I have ever seen or played.

An amazing Hiking and archery adventure set in fantasy rural norway!

Overall very very good, amazing atmosphere and music, good enemy variety and unique encounters.

I will say the last 1/4 of the game drags a bit and the boss encounters are complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it was overall a really pleasant experience!

I chopped the goblins, game good. The question is, where IS all the cheese?

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-♥♥♥♥♥♥ me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, resolutely ♥♥♥♥, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, recidivistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.

Complete and utter garbage, play any of the other zombie survival games on steam.

Very good but does become a slog towards the end with all the backtracking, the ending and final boss is some of the worst ive ever seen, none of this is night dives fault so I cant exactly blame them!

Overall it is an absolutely amazing job by night dive!

Short but satisfying, the challenge ramps up quite fast and only gets more complicated as it goes on.
I am on the lower end of the IQ scale and I beat the game in less than 5 hours so keep that in mind, buy it cheaply.

Overall its a really fun puzzler.

Great game, puzzles are reasonably difficult combat seems like a bit of an afterthought I reckon the only thing keeping it positive for me is the art.
My god the *art* it is certainly something the entire game just feels like im playing someones interactive art station account.

Like everyone else said if you're into giger, play it.

Note: I only technically *beat* the game in that I watched the last twenty minutes of it on youtube as my game glitched and I assumed that if I loaded the most recent save it would put me at the most recent checkpoint, nope stuck me at the start of the chapter and I was not arsed doing the boss fight again.